Pedal Strike

TweetApparently, no matter how hard I try, it’s not going to go away. And everyone’s buzzing about it anyway. So, if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em, right? Yeah, that’s right Valentine’s Day; you’re getting an undeserved shout-out. Happy now you fucked up, poor excuse for a holiday? Now, now, don’t say I’m bitter, BECAUSE […]

TweetGoing to the dentist freaks me out. Like most people, I don’t particularly enjoy getting the insides of my mouth poked and prodded with sharp, cold, metal instruments. I might not even mind that discomfort, actually, if it wasn’t for the lies. Why is that? Like every “don’t worry, this won’t hurt” is dentist code […]

TweetMonday. No matter how chipper I might be feeling on this day of the week, that line from “Office Space” will run through my head at least five times, in that same gratingly annoying voice: “Looks like someone’s got a case of the Mondays!” And then there’s that Swingline stapler by the copy machine that […]

TweetI have a friend who is the quintessential dude. Not “dude” as in Big-Lebowski-esque dude, but the frat boy kind that hits the gym twice a day and eats protein bars everyday [which even he agrees taste absolutely disgusting]. He openly admits to feeling weird when he doesn’t have at least two beers in both […]

TweetAs pathetic as it sounds, if you had asked me last year if about Deep V rims, I probably would have assumed that you were talking about either a) some new sex move I hadn’t heard of, or b) a porno. I still sort of weird myself out every time I think “wow, I want […]