Pedal Strike

At lunch with my handful of law school friends, we ended up joking around about how we were convinced one of our professors ate crickets all day [yeah, don’t ask]. A girl at the end of the table – one I had never spoken to before – shrugged, saying:

“Well, I bet there’s a lot of protein in crickets.”

“Yeah, but you can say the same thing about jizz too; doesn’t mean both aren’t completely disgusting to consume,” I responded.

Her jaw dropped as I managed to finally snap mine shut. Oh shit, was I not in a bike shop?

Hang out at a bike shop for long enough and you end up in a blissful bubble of bicycles and jokes that go beyond “dirty” and enter into the realm of “completely socially unacceptable.” Loiter constantly at one and you inevitable end up joining in on the crude jokes. Conversations concerning various bodily orifices and fluids become the norm. Nothing is off limits.

Which is a problem [apparently] when you have to go back to the professional graduate school environment of law school.

Not to mention that, on top of all trying to adjust to the school work, classes, and the concept of no free time, the last thing I needed to find out was that my sense of decency was as calloused as my hands. Sure, my go-to group of friends are all male; but that doesn’t mean they aren’t sometimes staring at me in disbelief. I hate to admit it, but even after a mere three months away, it takes a little time to adjust to social situations in which I’m actually the most obscene mouth around, not the least.

So, mindful of the company I’m in, I’ve been trying to keep things civil, muting my inner sailor while minimizing human contact. I feel like a fish out of water.

But just when I was trying to come up with a bike part or accessory that would lead me into the comfortable depths of a bike shop, and consequently the warm embrace of inappropriate jokes, an email popped into my inbox. Subject line: “quote of the day…”

“…from Brett…” it continued. Sent from inside a bike shop, I was immediately crinkling my nose is disgust. But smiling too. It’s good to know [at least some] bike people share my disgustingly crude sense of humor.

Tags:   disgusting · immaturity · jokes · obsession · school6 Comments