TweetIt takes some practice, and you’ll never get it right the first time. But no one does; you just don’t know it until afterwards. Which saves you some embarrassment…but not while you’re doing it, of course. And while it can become like second nature after you’ve done it a couple of times [or as close […]
burrito brifters
January 20th, 2010 6 Comments
Tags: burritos · gears · messy · new jersey · shifting
judging appearances
February 11th, 2009 8 Comments
TweetSorry, but I don’t believe that people don’t judge appearances. At least to some extent. Like a messy apartment. Don’t try to tell me that a filthy living situation isn’t being mentally assessed the first time you see it. Maybe, unlike me, your mind isn’t racing, trying to find a way to get out of […]
Tags: grease · judging · messy · swoon-worthy
drenched
January 28th, 2009 7 Comments
TweetI’m sure most of you who read this are fully aware of how disgusting it is outside. When I left this morning, the snow was coming down in all it’s pretty white flutteriness. There was just enough on the ground to make the commute kinda messy, but there wasn’t any slipping and sliding involved. I […]
Tags: disgusting · Heartbreak Hill · messy · puddles · snow · thawing