Pedal Strike

Fake til you make it. That’s what some reliable news sources [read: Cosmo] have taught me.

That might be why I only wear spandex and Sidis nowadays and will at least try to look the part of serious cyclist. Let’s try to forget that I’m currently – and probably will continue to be – incredibly slow. Those are small details that aren’t really relevant to this discussion.

Given my recent acquisition of Sidis [seriously one of the most comfortable, efficient things I’ve ever had attached to my feet], it probably doesn’t come as a surprise that I’m turning the “faking it” up a notch. I even have a jersey now [okay, that was almost a joke purchase but I love to rock it]. Now if only my Bianchi looked less like a commuter beater bike and more…racy.

Of course – this being me – I mean that in both senses of the word. The Bianchi being my official training bike [I am currently shamelessly loving that freewheel], I need it to be fast and, you know, as sexy as possible. And while the pink + dark green theme was cool in that super fixster look-I’m-so-hipster-I-can-look-good-in-colors-that-don’t-really-match kind of way, watermelons don’t really move quickly. They sort of just roll sluggishly.

So it was time for a change. Chris had been pointing out how faded out and gross my formerly pink bartape was for about the past month [yeah, I have amazing friends]. I tested the waters with the purchase and application of a pair of Vittoria Randonneurs. They looked fast. I plunged into the “racy” pool with Pro white bartape last night.

Yeah, yeah, I know. Me? Fast? It’s more than a vain hope. It’s more like a delusion. Still, I’ve heard, from reliable sources, that while training endlessly will make you fast, white bartape makes you go even faster. Okay, yeah, that presumes you enjoy training for hours on a trainer, Powercranks, and that inexplicable pain of drinking protein shakes. I’m obviously not there yet…but I’m working on it.

In the meantime, the goal is to at least look like I enjoy all of the above. I’m already practicing chugging protein shakes with a smile. Now if only my legs can keep up…

[Oh, and I’m expecting full reports on Battenkill!]

Tags:   delusion · fast · pro bartape · protein · slow · training · vittoria randonneurs5 Comments